Top 10 Unethical life tips

Bring a flask of vodka to the bar, ask for soda water with lime (usually free), mix when the moment is right. (but still tip yer bartenders ya asshole)

Don't wanna tip at a restaurant but don't want people to think you're a dick? Pay with a card and write "On table" on the tip line. Your server will think someone stole their tip off the table instead of blaming you.

If and when you plan on having kids, have an embarrassing middle name picked out. When the little shit decides to act up in public or around friends, you'll have this handy tip up your sleeve.

If you’re unsatisfied with a waiter/waitresses service, tip 1% instead of 0%. They will take it more personally as if you tip 0% they will just assume you’re a cheapskate.

Want to make more money from a tip jar at work? Give change in the form of coins rather than bills!.

For example, I work at a local ice cream shop and we have a tip jar. Often times when people pay with cash, they just toss the extra loose change into the tip jar.Preying on this psychology, if you owe them $3.78 for example, don’t hand them 3 quarters and 3 pennies. Instead, hand them 7 dimes, a nickel, and 3 pennies. They will be much more likely to put this change into the tip jar

Don't like tipping everyone over the holidays? Leave a ripped envelope in your mailbox or tapped to the lid of the garbage can, so your mail carrier and garbage people think you left them a xmas tip, but it got stolen before they could get there in the morning.

If you're buying a delivery pizza with cash, pay with exact change and don't mention a tip. They might just walk away with the cash and not mention a tip.

Not in the mood to tip a waitress? Order your food in British accent and they'll assume that you just don't know that you're supposed to tip.

Are you a Lyft/Uber driver who hates making small talk with passengers? Put up a sign in your back seat that explains you’re deaf and leave a notepad for them to use in case they need to communicate with you. They may find it endearing and leave you a larger tip.

Don't like tipping, but also not being seen as a non-tipper? Write "cash" on the tip line of your restaurant receipt without actually leaving one. The staff will just think it was pocketed by someone else.

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