Last night I had the hiccups, but I really wanted to smoke. It will be fine, I told myself. It was not fine. I hiccuped at the exact moment I tried to clear the bong and was a choking smoke monster of pain for the next 15 minutes.
Currently watching Man vs Food while high as fuck and now I'm craving country fried steak. 
I locked myself out of my apartment one time I got too stoned. Keep your keys in your pockets at all times, this way if you leave the house you always know you can get back in. You don't wanna be talking to your neighbours all anxious and barefoot asking for help.
Just got wrapped up in a sticky situation