Seriously, everyone here is so obsessed with babies, it's ridiculous. Everywhere you go there's some toddler about to run into you, a brood of 4-6 little kids running around screaming, and Mombies defending their obnoxious behavior. It's like kids can do no wrong in Utah. If you're a childfree woman, especially under the age of 40, prepare to struggle making friends, as you won't be able to relate to your peers' day-to-day life.
Was at the pub this past weekend, and met a friends sister who missed knitting. She asked if she could knit my rest row on a simple lace chevron. Two days later I'm still picking out the mess.
And certainly don't renovate your home with two small kids running around. Everything is messy, dusty, dirty. I feel like I'm camping in the middle of my own home. The shit we do ourselves looks like we've done it ourselves (fuck you HGTV and DIY), and every piece of food and drink I have is covered with dirt and dust. Now, I've been stuck in a room with my kids for the whole fucking day. ONE room. Please make it be over soon.
NO FUCKING SHIT. I didn't bring her over last night when she was screaming bloody murder. Because no one likes that. But don't you fucking dare call me a liar. I know you mean well, and you're old, but Good Lord, shut your mouth about how you "don't believe she ever cries." Read the room, lady. If husband and I and my MIL all tell you that we're exhausted and bleary eyed because she was inconsolable from 6pm-6am...we're telling the fucking truth.Also, a big fuck you to goddamn soy lethicin for being in everything (including, apparently, frozen custard which should consist of milk, eggs and sugar..not freaking soy) and making my child miserable. Apparently I'm eating only food I prepare for the rest of this visit.
This has happened to me twice now. Seriously, what the fuck? When someone asks you on a date, it means they want to spend time with YOU! You'll get a chance to share your friends later! But really.. on a 2nd date?! And without telling me? AND THE FRIEND BEING A GUY?! sighs in Canadian High school relationships are fucking stupid. Y'all, dating isn't that complicated.
My friend said we had a test in English today, which we didn't, then said April fools. So I punched him, and responded April Fools.
I just died to DRALL in A3 because skyfall did not save me from the inevitable 4 combo :(