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Pics tips

Don't leave photos in your old books, especially if you are a fairy-cow-teat-touching wizard

Don’t move halfway through a scan of your face

Pasta edition- Prevent boil overs

Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.

The Instructions That Come With Your First Baby

Daughter crying in the back seat? You need some bubbles and a Taylor Swift CD.

Crying gets women what they want

Girls love Guitars

Tighten your wired notebook ends before they come loose in a month and drive you insane

When planning on shooting at a stripper for denying you sexual favors, don't take out an ad in the same paper that reports arrests.

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