Top 10 Kingdom tips
When you hop in the shower and go to clean out the cakef up drugs that have filled your nostrils from the night before be mindful not to just wash your face vigorously and get all that residue in your eyes.
Yup I feel like a moron. A moron with sore eyes. Because you know it not like like they weren't already in Tip-Top shape from being awake for so long. Fuck me and fuck me again I guess lol.
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