Top 10 Exmuslim tips

I did this last Ramadan and my goodness did it work. Before Ramadan starts, go to a grocery store and grab yourself a the largest box of Gronola bars you can find (I got a 40pk.). Take out all the bars from the box and SCATTER them. At least that was the best option for me since I did not have a good place to put a large box like that. I kept a bit in different drawers in my room, my closet, my bags that I don't use, and most of them at work. This makes it so if one if found, it's much less suspicious then finding a whole stash of them. It's a pretty satisfying snack to keep you going and easy to hide. Best part is, after ramadan, no one will ask questions if they find one random Gronola bar in a bag or something.Worked for me at least. Thoughts? Suggestions?

Applies to exmuslims still in the closet and not fasting of course.. I spilled a few drops of coffee on my shirt morning and this thought popped into my head. If it was something bigger and more noticeable like some sort of sauce or whatever the cat would've been out of the bag when I got home.Whenever I have to modify any aspect of my behaviour to suit Islam it infuriates me that the religion still has some sort of grip/influence over my life.. Nevertheless, being cautious, smart, and swallowing my pride is the way to go for now. For those still in the closet, keep your head up and look forward to the future!