Top 10 Advice tips

Do NOT send messages while you're horny

How to see if admin actually looks at the dumb s**t they make you turn in.

This year my administration has been asking us for a lot of “deliverables“, which I have had the suspicion they are not actually looking at… They are just trying to check boxes as usual. This strategy applies to Google docs, not sure what other people are using: make the document viewable only by you— if they actually try to access it, they will need to ask for permission.

Don't claim your free award until you have found a post that deserves an award.

There is no timer on your award until you actually claim it. This way you can ensure your award goes to a good post.You don't get to see what kind of award it is until you open it tho :(EDIT: I literally said you can ensure to give your awards to a good post that actually deserves it, so stop giving it to mine

Under the coin tab in the store(it's gone for me because i opened them all) you can buy 25 royals badges for 5k 5times. That's 25k for 125 badges, which is enough to complete the set 8 times. Each time you complete the set you get 3k and a 65+ royals player(24k & 8 65+'s for 25k)

Leave the room after you smoke and come back. It'll be easier to tell if it reeks.

When you smoke, you get desensitized to the smell almost as fast as it's made. After you're done, spray your ozium or whatever and leave. Get some food or go see your dog or something. When you come back your brain will have gotten more sensitive to the smell again and you'll be able to know if you need to take more drastic measures to clear the smell or if you're good.

Don’t create a username with your age... your gonna grow up.

Yeah... I’m not 14 anymore

Guys) Gut a squid and use it as a fleshlight.

Slimy but realistic

If you fetishise wholesome stuff like headpats and cuddling and handholding more than actual sex, you and your boyfriend/girlfriend can do all your favorite kinks even when your parents are in the room.

Your spouse is not there for you to use, but to serve.

Always carry earplugs.

Get some earplugs for cheap at your nearest drugs store and keep them with you anytime you're going to be on trains, planes, or buses. This is also good for drowning out the sounds of people who constantly hawk up phlegm or are playing their own music too loudly or chew with their mouth open or whatever. You cannot hope to change others who behave like that, but you do have power to change your own behavior to make other people's behaviors... less irritating.

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