Actuallesbians tips

After trimming, file each nail perpendicular to how it’s usually done and put on a coat of clear nail polish for dull, v-safe nails

The Pride rack at Target is a good place to hit on chicks.

I know because it just happened to me, and I thought, where would be safer! (I’m in a relationship but, yeah, I’d hang out there if I were single.)

If you want to know who among you friends are homophobic..........

Don't tell them you have a wife/girlfriend, Tell them you guys are getting/having a kid together and catch all the homophobes crawl out of their wodwork...........

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